It has been quite awhile since I have posted an edition of Conversations with Mazer so back by popular demand and for your entertainment, these are conversations I really have with my husband.
Three weeks ago, a certain husband decided to eat a bucket of Popeyes chicken with 3 different sides while watching football. After his feast he grabbed his stomach and with a load groan said, I know how you must feel.
He has decided that we will no longer play paper, rock, scissors for dinner choices. We will start arm wrestling.
I emailed him ideas for my Christmas list. His response: 80 dollar perfume, for 1.7 oz? You get Britney Spears and Paris Hilton perfume and you like it.
Oh yeah-he has already declared that he will not be changing diapers for at least 9 months, because he has been cleaning the cat pan for 9 months.